March 2009
33 posts
BEST STORY OF THE DAY. HAHAHAHA.
the shamwow guy punched a hooker last month - cuz she bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go…neither was prosecuted. hahahahaahhaahahahahahah
GAWKER - LOVE YOU AGAIN! this is TOO funny! →
Lesson of the Day
Never never never never under any circumstance ever accidently leave ur bar tab open at a bar Its HELL to get back. Can’t get a hold of anyone all day. They aren’t open on weekdays. Ur left for days with no ID and no credit card. Bar tabs are evil. U end up spending too much money anyway. And I need my ID to get my tix at will call tomorrow night to see brett dennan!!!!!! Dammit.
I LOVE YOU, MAN
goooooooooooooooo see it!!!!!!! it’s hiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious! i LOVED it. paul rudd is hot and amazing and soooo funny! jason segel is hilarious as well. jon favrau….also funny! i laughed out loud the whole time. totes magotes jobin. HAHAHAHAHA.
Presidential Motorcade
Got to see it arrive and leave the Tonight Show studios in Burbank yesterday. Probably one of the most amazing and exciting things you will ever see in your life. If the president is ever in your town, take the time and energy to experience this…really is worth it! And I swear Obama waved at me! I swear! Hahaha. Ps - shouts to CHP, burbank pd, SWAT, secret service, plain clothes cops and...
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i love you too, gawker!!!!!!! hahahhaha. this is... →
Horrific
I just witnessed hundreds of people swarm a car with two 5 pound babies inside, on the news…then proceed to break the garage door after the car pulled in and shut door. God help those babies. Allllllll 8 of them. And the 6 other kids. Wow. Disturbing. And sad!
Dear Facebook,
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU for making our homepages look like garbage. Its confusing, messy looking and annoying Stop trying to be like twitter. Stick to what you are or make yourself better. Don’t be a copycat loser. Its annoying. Xoxo.
OH MY GOD!!!!! NEW EP'S OF GOSSIP GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
So I saw the first two new episodes of Gossip Girl - wow - ok this monday’s ep is ok - but ends GOOOOOD!!!! Then the 2nd ep - that airs monday the 23rd - O-M-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S GREAT!!!!!! Major drama!!!!!!!!!!!!! I won’t give anything away - but all I will say is BLAIR……WTF ARE YOU THINKING??????? AND NATE!!!!!! ALSO W-T-F!!!!!!!!! Woah. Everyone needs to...
WAIT......
U mean people are actually reading this???? Hahahahahaahahha. Sweet. I appreciate it. But always assumed I was the only one reading and laughing at myself. And the only one looking at my one million pics of celeb babies and rob pattinson I love whoever is reading this right now. So cool. Xo
Another monday has come and gone...
And Big Bang Theory is still the funniest, best show on tv that NOT enough people are watching Wtf??????
these are YUMMY cookies and for a GREAT cause!!! →
douchy mcdoucherson bought paris a cut lil puppy... →
i don't love hayden panawhatever - but i would... →
MIDNIGHT DVD LAUNCH FOR "TWILIGHT"!!!!
SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT PLANS MIDNIGHT DVD LAUNCH FOR ‘TWILIGHT’
‘TWILIGHT AT MIDNIGHT’ EVENT INSPIRES NATIONWIDE RETAIL EVENTS FOR THE LAUNCH OF THE HIT FILM ON MARCH 20, 2009 from 10PM to 12AM
Los Angeles, CA (March 2, 2009) - On Friday, March 20, 2009, from 10PM until 12 midnight, Summit Home Entertainment will provide TWILIGHT fans across the country with the...
OK - Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are... →
die insert button die. like for real.
Why is the “insert” button on all computer keyboards???? Its the devil!!!!!! Does nothing but jack my shit up!!! Go away “insert.”
THE PERSON AT 'EW.COM' THAT WROTE THIS I LOVE...
‘Big Bang Theory’: The Jim Parsons Emmy Campaign Committee starts right here!
Mar 3, 2009, 07:30 AM | by Alynda Wheat
Categories: Television
I’m converting my office. From now on it’s the Vote Jim Parsons campaign headquarters to get the Big Bang Theory star an Emmy nomination. After watching last night’s paintball-ignited war between Sheldon (Parsons) and Penny...
WatchGREAT VIDEO FROM TAYLOR SWIFT…..I LOVE THE SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND - KINGS OF LEON “USE SOMEBODY”! LOVE TAYLOR. LOVE THE VID. SO GREAT - OH…AND NOHO GETS A SHOUTOUT! MY HOOOD! LOVE IT!
